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Corona Presidential Vexations & Musings

In 2015 despite his NEPA Certificate and despite his advanced age you voted for Buhari, and despite being a Fulani man that has chanced you from time immemorial, you voted for the General to save you from a clueless Jonathan, a PhD holder. Wonderful. When Orubibi began advanced crying about your miserable future, you joined in mocking him and Igbo people foolish enough not to join your conspiracy confederation of non-SS and SE tribes to restore Nigeria to the old status quo. You re-elected him in 2019, please don’t mention rigging, by voting for him in 2015, you committed us to him, or did you think he will die before 2019., did you check how old Shagari was before voting Bubu, Fulani like him live to be 100 years old. Ok, The man meets endlessly with his subordinates, attends and holds various meetings, the man has no time for Aisha from what I can see, he gets sick, he travels to benefit from the miracles of oyibo medicine and gets back in the mix right away and you that cannot ev...

The Tragedy of the Nigerian Individual

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I get angry every time I see this and I swear i have cringed every time I see this picture and I apologize for assaulting our sensibilities and I will delete tonite because I am still cringing and you cannot unsee what you have seen, but a friend brought it to my attention. 1) the photographer needs to be shot for allowing that boy drink that water like that, that is a crime in itself 2) this is insipid stupidity and a default from laziness or any sense of wisdom or just plain ignorance, so hard to understand since this is a rural setting where there should be more native sense. Any fool knows that if this is they only water source, you must restrain yourself and boil the water thoroughly, seeve it and let it settle for hours before scooping the water off the top to drink, the same applies even if you got the water from a clean “ulee” (igbo for a native water well) second to that there are tablets you can put in water to remove bacteria but that is me talking from America 3) let no dre...

LACK OF CERTIFICATE EPIDEMIC

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We play politics with every issue in Nigeria until it affects us directly. What Buhari went through in regards to his certificate is what pensioners and employees are going through with endless verification exercises. Some employees are being terminated because of falling to provide an original certificate instead of a copy of the statement the received at graduation. Do not be surprised if some pensioners are being denied their benefits because they failed to produce an original certificate from their schools despite that having nothing to do with their retirement. God help any elder who loses his records in a fire or to rats, rains or termites, not only will their ministry not have their employment records, they would be lucky if their useless school or ministry would be able to recreate anything from records except through use of an affidavit claiming their employer has them. Satan may even come into the equation where a University may even ask a graduate to go and produce not ...

Understanding the Certificate Issue

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1 Constitutional Requirement ( # copied ) (d) educated up to at least School Certificate level or its equivalent. The interpretation of section 131 herein above as provided or stated in Section 318 of the 1999 Constitution as amended is herein below : (d) educated up to at least School Certificate level or its equivalent. (c) Primary Six School Leaving Certificate or its equivalent and - 2. Problem of Unissued Certificates Typical of the rot after independence Nigeria began to cut corners from plain inefficiency. Attached are sample High school certificates in saner clones that the Katsina Provincial College (renamed to Govt College Katsina) should have issued to Buhari upon graduation. Notice that it is a certificate without grades. 3. Photo Evidence that he went to school and his classmates can attest he graduated or left in the final semester of class 5. 4. Statement of result Buhari statement of result (excluding his picture accommodation) is the typical statement everyon...

Certificate Madness - What is Wrong With Some Nigerians

The constitution has a minimal qualification of a secondary school leaving certificate (How many of you even have your original WAEC certificate, most of you got into a higher institution with a statement of result and your certificate is still at the ministry of education) and the ability to read at an advanced level and write (literacy).  Yet you have a candidate past over 70 years old, a grandfather, that is an Army veteran with blood on his hands, a former minister, former military governor, former President, a retired Major General, chairman of PTF, 5 time presidential candidate and serving President and still energetic to be walking 🚶upandown at his advanced age while you are too tired or lazy to hustle. You claim he is unqualified because he does not have pieces of papers from nearly 60 years ago and even though his class mates are retired judges and a former VP and there is no doubt he made to the final semester of class 5 and there are classroom pictures to prove it. What...

Way Forward after Certificate Judgement

I wholly concur with the precedent set by one judge that: "A candidate must be educated up to secondary school level, that does not mean he must present the certificate" Perhaps this point was covered in his brief and Nigerians need to gain a better understanding of this issue. 1. WAEC has its origins in academics and it is a universal aptitude examination or test that was once the standard for admission into post secondary institutions. Due to the indications of aptitude it provided it became the standard demanded by both schools and employers today. However Unlike in the past, WAEC is not the only aptitude test used today for admission into higher institutions and it is not a certificate in the true sense of the word. 2. Since the focus on WAEC statements secondary schools have abandoned issuance of Secondary School leaving Certificates at terminal conclusion of secondary education, primary schools also abandoned the practice and began issuing testimonials because the f...

Devils Advocacy For New Nominees

Baboon cannot be chopping after Monkeys have done the heavy lifting is my contrarian view of the nomination of the new cabinet.  All they former governors and various party men have been settled like all good party men for the APC’s electoral victory against the consolidated might of PDP fifth columnists, who are these ideal technocrats that Nigerians want, were where they during the heat of the elections and the many journeys into the hinterland and meetings with the proletariat. All jokes aside no one, not even under-qualified civil servants, are willing to give up their seats to any foreign based diaspora expert to come and be speaking grammar to resident wisemen who know and truly understand how Nigeria works. Do Nigerians even desire technocrats, in the rabid mania to remove GEJ many Nigerians declared their contempt for the likes of Iweala or Adesina and so many others for their perceived ill performance and no one really listened to their advice. Who can forget the public’s ...